1. If you’re doing it indoors, chances are the zombies will just pass right on by …
2. Zombies don’t attack gays, so if your sex preference happens to be for the same gender, then you are probably cool
3. Alternatively, if you have sex with a Zombie, odds are he or she won’t kill you – as long as the sex is good.
4. Blowing up your spare condoms and popping them will sound like gunshots and scare off your potential zombie attackers
5. If you are holed up in your bedroom for a romantic night in, with food and wine, you’ll be able to survive for longer without having to go outside and confront the zombies
6. If the output of having sex in your household has been any number of children, you can sacrifice them to save yourself
7. If the zombie outbreak is really on a movie screen – then having sex will give you a reason not to watch
8. If you get really desperate you can thrust your partner towards the zombies and make a run for it!

So what’s all this?

Been playing with a little online toy designed to help break writer’s block and help you get creative about your blog content. It’s called the Linkbait Generator and you can find it here http://linkbaitgenerator.com

Have fun playing – it’s not the most sophisticated tool on the planet, but feel free to use it to inspire some creativity – and have a laugh.

Later,

Karen

Nothing like a bit of fowl language, right? Lol. There is a bit of a bird related theme coming through here, but when I saw this signage at the local farmer’s market the other day, just couldn’t resist.

And what is my point?

Never let a chance go by? Laugh a little?

Use what is going on in your life to illustrate content in your blog or on your website.

Don’t get hooked up in the sanitised, de-humanised world of corporate speak and jargon – no one really wants to read that on a regular basis.

So let yourself go, post what you think is interesting, funny, relevant – let the world see who you are.

Till next time,

Karen

And we all know that sometimes images can be a lot more powerful than words.

Except, you can’t interact with them (unless of course your images are moving, and it’s an embedded YouTube vid or a Ustream live feed).

And right now, interactivity is where it’s at. Thanks largely to what most people are calling social media or Social Media. I like to call it interactive media – and it’s something I’ve been participating in online for maybe 10 years now, primarily through message boards and forums.

Not a huge number of different ones, a small, select group … I have started a few, currently moderate one, have been a very active participant in three or four.

One of them is an online Success Team (once again, a la Barbara Sher) that originated from her message boards … we started out with 7 or 8 members, had a few fluctuations over the years, now down to just four of us and these days we probably all blog more and post more on Facebook than we do on the message board itself.

The thing that has held that little group of women together – since none of us have met in person, are the words we share, the words about our lives, our families, our jobs and businesses, our sorrows and our joys. And in more recent years, technology has allowed us to share some images too … which is great since two of our members are artists and it is always a treat to see their work.

My membership of the SARK (Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy) message boards, firstly Camp Sark, and then the Marvellous Message Board (MMB for short) took me to the US to stay with women I had only ever met online – a hugely brave thing for me to do at the time, and a wonderful adventure I will always remember.

Then there’s the Tavern – where I am one of the “buxom wench hostesses”. This inspiring group of women is spread between New Zealand, Australia, South Africa, the UK, Europe, the US and Canada. Over the years I have laughed, cried, lived and loved with them. They are some of the most supportive, intelligent, creative and downright hilarious women I have ever come across and my life is richer for having them all in it. Some of these women I have met in person, some I have had in my house, some I have travelled to meet in Melbourne for our “wenchfest”.

Once again, we mostly share in words, but we also upload pictures of our lives, the places we live, people we love, food we make … all that jazz.

Then of course there are the raw boards, the most important one to me being a spin off from the Tavern (yeah kinda like a sitcom). Started by my friend Lucie Walker in Canada, this board has also been a powerful source of information and inspiration for my raw food journey, and her blog is a font of tremendous wisdom.

I guess this truly is a stream of consciousness ramble tonight, but my point is that our words are very powerful for building bonds between you and the very real people who are out there reading what you have to say.

Never forget that.

Don’t be afraid to open up and share, and be open to the fact that the internet has become an incredibly powerful way of building relationships from one side of the world to the other, and of helping bring about change on an international level.

Oh and, back to those flashy websites that are all about the look. So often they have no soul – they just look pretty, but we get bored with them really fast, because they are not a place where people feel comfortable about hanging out. Bit like a fancy show home where you are afraid to sit on the white leather couches. It looks really cool, but you wouldn’t want to live there.

To me, the trick of creating websites that really work is making your site feel like a place people feel comfortable – and want to come back to. Because you have interesting stuff to say – and because you are happy to listen and have made it possible for your customers/readers/members to get onboard and share.

If you have a moment please share in the comments some of the online places you feel relaxed hanging out in.

Thanks again for reading.

Karen

Can you almost hear wind whistling through the unpopulated streets?

When you set it up, perhaps the pressure was on to simply get something on line, and you didn’t really have any client stories or depth of content to load anyway?

Ok. I mentioned in the tangerine skies post about how you can build content like press releases to make your company look established – even when your business is new or newish.

One of the things that visitors to your site, particularly those who might be potential clients, are looking for, are stories and examples from your existing clients.

They will be looking for testimonials of some kind, and case studies that clearly demonstrate the benefits of your products and services, and show how you work with your clients.

So what do you do when you are just starting up and you don’t have any clients to talk about yet?

I have two suggestions:

1. Give your product or service away to a few clients/customers (or provide it at a reduced cost) in exchange for their agreement to provide you with client testimonials for your site. Please be clear that I am not suggesting you buy their support, but rather, that you provide something in exchange for them helping you out. If they don’t enjoy your product or service, don’t try to persuade them to say otherwise. These testimonials need to be genuine to really work for you.
2. Create scenarios of how your product or service works. Create a “case A”, “case B”, “case C” that show pricing structure, how your product or service resolves a particular problem, how it is delivered etc. Once you have some real case studies you can replace these, but they at least provide a base for your customers to see what the experience of working with you would be like.

I suggest you stay away from creating fake (sometimes badly written) testimonials from non-existent customers and illustrating them with stock photography. The chances of it being very apparent to visitors to your site that these are not genuine, is very high – and immediately your credibility is undermined.

So, be creative, do what you need to do to get your product/service in front of customers – even if they are not paying full price, and focus your attention on getting their feedback as soon as possible.

Another source of testimonials that are becoming widely used, particularly in the tourism and hospitality sectors, are sites like Trip Advisor, which provides a free widget that can be added to your website, and a chance for your guests to make comments about your business and rate it. These can be incredibly powerful – for good or for evil … but of course, if you are getting bad reviews, then you need to do something about your product/service – don’t blame the reviewers!

That’s all I have for tonight.

Have fun driving the ghosts out!

Karen

You get the point, right …

What a picture is worth?

Yes, sometimes your content is even more powerful when you don’t write anything.

Namaste.

Karen

So if you can learn how to tell a good story, you are off to a great start with creating great content – for your blog, your website, whatever method of written or verbal communication you want to master.

If you struggle to write your stories down, don’t stress … focus on the verbal first … then start writing the way you speak – we all have a natural sense of the correct grammar and syntax as we speak, but some people get all bent out of shape when they go to write it down – don’t! (Switch off the voice of that nagging teacher who kept telling you off at school for not writing formal English the way she wanted it.)

If necessary, use a dictaphone – just talk your stuff into it, then go through and type it up later. Don’t worry about making it perfect first up, just get it down.

Many years ago, when I was doing a course in radio, we received some great advice from one of the tutors who was teaching us how to write news stories for radio … just start by putting a piece of paper in the typewriter (yes it was that long ago) and start typing.

Don’t try to get the perfect opening sentence … don’t stress, just start.  And even today, that advice still works for me. Once you start writing, the thoughts will start to line up and flow – I promise.

Barbara Sher talks about a similar process in her books – she calls it making “shitty first drafts” and it applies to written work and art – any kind of creative process really. You liberate your creativity by giving yourself permission to do it badly to start with …. And know that you can throw away those shitty first drafts if you want to. Or not.

What it does is shut down that perfectionist “but it’s not good enough” voice that might be running in your brain … put it right back in its place, because after all, this is not your “best” version, its just a starting point. Which frees you up enough to just start.

Sometimes there is nothing more daunting/intimidating than a white sheet of paper or a blank computer screen. And we all know that if you are feeling daunted and intimidated, your creative juices are not likely to be flowing.

That’s it for today.

Don’t be daunted by the blank screen, just start. And be inspired to create a shitty first draft.

Your story will thank you for beginning to get it written.

Karen

p.s. my next post will be about editing that first draft.