Yeah, really!
- If you’re doing it indoors, chances are the zombies will just pass right on by …
- Zombies don’t attack gays, so if your sex preference happens to be for the same gender, then you are probably cool
- Alternatively, if you have sex with a Zombie, odds are he or she won’t kill you – as long as the sex is good.
- Blowing up your spare condoms and popping them will sound like gunshots and scare off your potential zombie attackers
- If you are holed up in your bedroom for a romantic night in, with food and wine, you’ll be able to survive for longer without having to go outside and confront the zombies
- If the output of having sex in your household has been any number of children, you can sacrifice them to save yourself
- If the zombie outbreak is really on a movie screen – then having sex will give you a reason not to watch
- If you get really desperate you can thrust your partner towards the zombies and make a run for it!
So what’s all this?
Been playing with a little online toy designed to help break writer’s block and help you get creative about your blog content. It’s called the Linkbait Generator and you can find it here http://linkbaitgenerator.com
Have fun playing – it’s not the most sophisticated tool on the planet, but feel free to use it to inspire some creativity – and have a laugh.
Later,
Karen
Great post! Learn’t something today. I didn’t know Zombies don’t care for gays
Comment by Debi — 16/03/2010 @ 11:04 am
Seems they just get a tad confused Debi – so anything that gives you a few moments advantage is all good! lol
Comment by proseotalk — 16/03/2010 @ 11:47 am
Hey Karen, was just checking out your blog again and laughed heartily when I came across this post! It seems you had a lot of fun writing it! Matt
Comment by Matthew de Villiers — 13/04/2010 @ 12:30 pm
Hey Matt – glad you got a good laugh out of it! Yeah lots of fun to play with a tool like this.
Comment by proseotalk — 13/04/2010 @ 12:43 pm