8 ways sex could help you survive a zombie outbreak

Karen    Telling stories     awesome content, zombie

Yeah, really!

1. If you’re doing it indoors, chances are the zombies will just pass right on by …
2. Zombies don’t attack gays, so if your sex preference happens to be for the same gender, then you are probably cool
3. Alternatively, if you have sex with a Zombie, odds are he or she won’t kill you – as long as the sex is good.
4. Blowing up your spare condoms and popping them will sound like gunshots and scare off your potential zombie attackers
5. If you are holed up in your bedroom for a romantic night in, with food and wine, you’ll be able to survive for longer without having to go outside and confront the zombies
6. If the output of having sex in your household has been any number of children, you can sacrifice them to save yourself
7. If the zombie outbreak is really on a movie screen – then having sex will give you a reason not to watch
8. If you get really desperate you can thrust your partner towards the zombies and make a run for it!

So what’s all this?

Been playing with a little online toy designed to help break writer’s block and help you get creative about your blog content. It’s called the Linkbait Generator and you can find it here http://linkbaitgenerator.com

Have fun playing – it’s not the most sophisticated tool on the planet, but feel free to use it to inspire some creativity – and have a laugh.

Later,

Karen

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